You are all patsies in Markos's hate America agenda. We at Advomatic can no longer tolerate your peacenik ideology. We cannot hide our true feelings. As we are people of faith, we feel a confession is in order.
Founded by undercover moles on the Howard Dean campaign web team, Advomatic is proud to come clean as pro-torture, pro-armageddon, anti-peace, pro-debt, anti-future Republicans. We have been and always will be Republicans, because we LOVE! freedom™. I personally am actually the love child of Rupert Murdoch and Laura Ingram. They raised me right, not left!
Wow, it feels so much better to let it all out. Anyways, I've been forwarding all dailykos diaries to Uncle Drudge, and Karl, and want you to know that we will not rest until you are all put in hippy traitor camps. You can ban me from your "lists", but you can not stop our overpowering, delicious freedom.
We have updated our portfolio at http://www.advomatic.com so you can learn the truth about us. Go on and read the work we do on the tubal interwebs. We hate you all. We wish you didn't hate America. We wish you weren't going to hell. But wishing doesn't make it true. You are going to hell. And you deserve to. We hate you.
One last question, why are you liberals such hateful angry people?
Burn in hell, infidels,
Adam "April First" Mordecai
Advomatic Project Manager